Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
Anonymous said: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
It’s never too early to introduce your children to religion
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World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
7,810,521,682 and me
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you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
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kim k takes selfies with such finesse and lack of shame it’s inspiring honestly I look up to her
oh my god
bisexuals at Pride events this summer
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