once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
(Source: tardiswanted, via olympiaslover)
why does darienne lake always sound like a phone sex operator when they flash to just them talking during the show.
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.