How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory

  • BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
  • ME: ok this is very good
  • under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
  • and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
  • so this is a great comment
  • BABY: [knocks over tower]
  • ME: that’s right

Tags: yes good

Tags: omg rat race lol

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

(Source: spoopyfae, via homosexual-zombie)

Tags: weebs tho

k1mkardashian:

i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge

k1mkardashian:

i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge

(Source: stark-bitch, via sandwormsspiceandeverythingnice)

theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

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I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

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(Source: dafthappiness, via severalbadpunslater)

duder-reese:

duder-reese:

people are trying to phase out roman numerals… not on my watch

oh come on guys, this joke was grVIII

(Source: lawson-reeves, via missfroy)

Tags: puns yes good

gymleaderkyle:

jenamaroney:

"steal her style"
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Steal her Style: Cordelia Foxx

Chanel white sheer blouse with black collar ($2,186)

Mikimoto pearl strand lariat with white gold diamond clasp ($13,550)

Vera Wang paisley embroidered handkerchief: ($412)

Fendi black pencil skirt: ($3,896)

(via homosexual-zombie)

Tags: amazing lol

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

(via sandwormsspiceandeverythingnice)

Tags: yes good

(Source: dumbdeviantart, via steveism)

Tags: me